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*Socrates
It is not known whether or not Socrates had a fully-functional phallus, but it's been proven by historians that he used one carved out of garlic, instead.

*World War V

World War V
World War V (?????–?????) has not happened yet, thank God. We are still trying to figure out when World War IV is going to end and when World War III is going to begin. Please do not even ask about World War VI.
Perhaps that will take place against the Klingons or Vulcans or some other insane group.

*History of britain

Britain was invented by the polish people in 1975 an a means of transportation. The polish peole, however, later discover that it worked better as an imperilistic nation. So they went back in time and put it in the year 40. Then they had a lot of kings and queens, and a lot of wars, and somewhere in their the british developed massive toothe decay. The End.

*Laser Soup

Have you ever wanted to eat lasers but found their natural texture too unwieldy for any practical culinary procedure? If so then you are either a mad scientist, Emeril Lagasse, both, neither, or an offspring of the two. Or perhaps.. a demon?
Seriously though, Laser Soup is an extract of the natural flavors from lasers into a rich stock which, when combined with other things like meats, veggies, CD jewel cases, and pictures of grandma from before she had a stroke and her face got locked in that horrible, horrible grimace, can be a truly delectable soup!

*South African Cliff Swallow

The average airspeed velocity of the Hirundo Spilodera (South African Cave Swallow) is approximately 25mph.

*ZXCV is a combination of the first four left-hand keys on the bottom row of a standard QWERTY-style keyboard. They are very beautiful letters, and should be considered carefully before being abused.

*Messege from the future

HELP! THE WORLD IS BEING TAKIN OVER BY HUGE WEREWOLFS! OMG! THERES ONE IN THE BUILDING! TO STOP THIS BURN DOWN THE SKYNET BUILDING! THIS IS NOT NONSENSE! WHO AM I SENDING THIS TO ANY WAY? HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!

*Museum of Welsh Life

A Welsh Museum showing the Welsh through time and how they evolved from sheep.

Yoda English, using

Cultural clashes over grammar, spelling, and capitalisation/capitalization — common experience on Wikipedia, they are. True Jedi a different form of English to yours have been taught to use. A certain etiquette generally accepted on Wikipedia there is:

* A uniform spelling, not a haphazard mix of different spellings, each article should have. For example, Ben Kenobi in one place and Obi-Wan Kenobi in another on the same page do not use. Jarring for the reader, it is.

*Vivephilia

Vivephilia is the term used to describe a paraphilia from a dead person towards a living person. It is the opposite of necrophilia, which is when a living person has a paraphilia for the dead.

Though there have not yet been any cases settled through the courts on the charge of vivephilia, there have been several literary cases of vivephilia. One of the most well-known of these cases is Count Dracula; in fact, Bram Stoker's novel, Dracula, is full of sexual references between Dracula and living females.